Author Archives: Taima

Taimaversary: One Year of Taimazone!

Posted on February 24, 2024 by Taima

Taimaheads! Today marks the one year anniversary of the first post on Taimazone, and we’re here to celebrate that shit! IT’S BEEN A YEAR! FUCK YEAH! New diary things are being worked on, slowly. Truly, I’d never expected to create … Continue reading →

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Timer Update #2

Posted on January 31, 2024 by Taima

The first month of 2024 has gone by, and I’ve done little to make progress with updating this bastard of a website. I’d like to pledge that this is the fucking year, Taimaheads. I’m going to give this page a … Continue reading →

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Krexel in 2024

Posted on January 14, 2024 by Taima

Watch MapleStory collapse in real time as Taima the Permabeginner tries to boss (with a party)! Featuring Harlez and tarandus! Taimazone video download speeds seem to be really, really slow at the moment. Our best technicians are working to fix … Continue reading →

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The Norwood Scale: A Male Pattern Hair Loss Scale Adjusted for MapleStory

Posted on January 5, 2024 by Taima

The Hamilton–Norwood Scale, often referred to as the Norwood Scale, is a classification system used for medical assessment of male pattern baldness. Many variations of hair loss exist. The Norwood Scale exists merely to describe the extent of hair loss … Continue reading →

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Guan Yunchang’s World Tour Diary

Posted on April 7, 2023 by Taima

Chapter 5: Yunchang Versus the Giant Centipede Inturduction Welcome back gamers and gametes. Did you like the custom image borders last chapter? I put a whole lot of effort into making them, even if some admittedly looked like shit (sorry … Continue reading →

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Guan Yunchang’s World Tour Diary

Posted on April 1, 2023 by Taima

Chapter 4: The Water Margin The Big Poop Welcome back to the land of poops and pees. I think we’ve finally shaken off the fleas of the MapleLegends forums, now all that remains are strong, healthy leeches! Dig into my … Continue reading →

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Timer Update #1

Posted on March 18, 2023 by Taima

Get ready, this place is going to be awesome any day now. I’ll start typing more after Yunchang hits level 40.

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Guan Yunchang’s World Tour Diary

Posted on March 9, 2023 by Taima

Chapter 3: The Traitors of the Southlands Hey again! If you’re reading this still, I hope you’ve enjoyed the first two chapters of Guan Yunchang’s World Tour Diary! I wonder what I’m even doing writing this at all, but the … Continue reading →

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Guan Yunchang’s World Tour Diary

Posted on February 28, 2023 by Taima

Chapter 2: Fear and Loathing in Thailand Thought we blew our load in the first post, did ya? NOPE, Guan Yu (girl version) is back again for a new diary entry! Let’s get started! Along the River of Kings Of … Continue reading →

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Guan Yunchang’s World Tour Diary

Posted on February 25, 2023 by Taima

Chapter 1: The Oath of the Mushroom Garden False Starts, Disorganized Brains Welcome to my first attempt at a Maple journal! I’ve wanted to do this sort of thing for a long time, but never knew where to start. You … Continue reading →

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