Taimaheads! Today marks the one year anniversary of the first post on Taimazone, and we’re here to celebrate that shit! IT’S BEEN A YEAR! FUCK YEAH! New diary things are being worked on, slowly. Truly, I’d never expected to create a website, or to enjoy working on anything that takes effort, or to do anything other than fart around in life.
I’d like to extend a heartfelt thanks to everyone that’s stopped by to take a whiff of this stinky website. I’m so excited to share this badly made junk with you all, and hope it makes someone happy to read it! I have some serious news for my readers, but first, let’s PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
Danse party?
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can’t wait to start my new Turdfolk sharpshitter! i’m wondering what i should max after Double Shit. maybe Eye of the Butthole? i just can’t stop thinking about when i finally get the 4th job and can use Turrdicane to subdue and/or bury my enemies.
first time reader on TaimaZone and I am hooked. this is a place of culture