Watch MapleStory collapse in real time as Taima the Permabeginner tries to boss (with a party)! Featuring Harlez and tarandus! Taimazone video download speeds seem to be really, really slow at the moment. Our best technicians are working to fix it. For now, just let it buffer in the background, like in the good old days.
Big Tree gave us big Pee Coin gains. Still saving up until I can Chaos Scroll my Mark of Naricain. I haven’t really publicly posted any of Taima’s goals, so it’s time to start doing that.
The Beginner Endgame: Part I

It takes 100 Pee Coins + 10 million mesos to purchase a Chaos Scroll. Easy enough, right?
Chaos Scrolls only have a 60% chance of even passing, and they can affect each stat value by -5 to +5. I’m looking to gain weapon attack, and exactly +5 of it, or else I need to repeat this process again eventually. The scroll is more likely to be a failure than a winner. That’s fine… I’ve only been collecting these coins since they first released…

- 79 Prestigious Coins
- 16 Mysterious Pouch 1 (Rewards 1 to 3 Pee Coins)
- 2 Mysterious Pouch 2 (Rewards 4 to 8 Pee Coins)
- 1 Mysterious Pouch 3 (Rewards 10 to 20 Pee Coins)
If I were to open every pouch now, assuming average rewards, Taima would receive 59 more coins. Easily enough to pass 100 coins, but I don’t wish to open them quite yet.
The pouches were almost all gained from solo permanent Beginner content, or were my full portion of boss splits! I’m not opening these pouches until Oddjobs does something amazing. Like an all-oddjob Zakum, or whatever. Or if Taima hits level 160 before that happens. I guess.
Only 3,087,238,776 exp left until level 160, when I can probably stop HP washing, and regain my full STRength. That’s about 352 Krexel runs with this party. And 37,215,117,140 exp until level 200. I don’t want to calculate how many Krexel runs that is.
Maybe next time I’ll explain the HP wash goals? Yeah, maybe.